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When the Finish is That Big, You’ll Need an XL. 💥

More Fun, More Fluids, More to Clean—We Got You.

Frequently Asked Questions
  • Is this towel just for the BIG finishers?

    You bet your ass it is. If your climaxes come with a splash warning, this towel is your best friend.

  • Will it absorb everything or just spread the mess around?

    This isn’t some weak-ass bath towel—our XL Cum Towel is super absorbent, sucking up every last drop of your passionate performance.

  • Can I cover the whole bed with this?

    Damn near! Whether you’re rolling, grinding, or getting thrown around, this towel keeps the sheets safe while you go wild.

  • Does it work for multiple rounds in one night?

    Oh, it can handle round after round after round. Just flip it, shake it out, or grab a dry spot—it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

  • What’s the difference between this and the OG?

    Size matters, baby. Bigger mess = bigger towel.