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Blankets for Sex in Water-Resistant or Non-Resistant Stay Dry or Get Wet, Your Choice.

The Ultimate Sex Blanket—Matches Towels, Apparel & Your Wildest Desires.

Frequently Asked Questions
  • Why would I need a sex blanket instead of a towel?

    Because sometimes things get wilder than a towel can handle. A sex blanket is for when you’re putting in WORK—more coverage, more comfort, more room to get nasty.

  • Is this blanket good for squirters?

    Not just good—essential. No more soaked sheets, no more panicked cleanups—just do your thing and let the blanket take the hit.

  • Can I sleep with this like a normal blanket?

    Sure, if you’re into falling asleep wrapped in your own sins. But if you want a cuddle-friendly, sexy-soft experience, this blanket is up for it all.

  • Does it make noise if I’m rolling around on it?

    Nope, no crinkly trash bag sound here. Just soft, sexy, silent absorption.

  • Will this make my bed smell like regret?

    Not unless you forget to wash it. Machine washable, baby. No shame, just clean.